Big Stan

Have you ever seen Deuce Bigalo:Male Jigalo?
It's funny.
Big Stan isn't. But I honestly don't think it's trying to be. I haven't seen any trailers and I'm assuming it's going to bomb in the box office, but it doesn't feel like a comedy. Would you call Mean Machine a comedy? Probably. This has less jokes than Mean Machine.

Rob Schneider calls this his anti-man-rape film. And that's all it is. It's a constant reminder that you will get raped in prison, and one man's attempt to stop that. That premise sounds funny, but trust me, it's not put across in a funny way. I laughed a few times, but I can laugh in Schindler's List, ADD makes everything funny.

David Carradine has only taken a role in this to show off his Kung Fu past, much like Kill Bill. I don't think he's got anything apart from that, because he sure can't act. It's also got that old man that swears in. You know the one, from Wedding Crashers. He used to be in Sabrina as well. And Magnolia.

I've also come to the conclusion that while they may be incredibly racist, Nazi tattoo's are actually cool as fuck to look at. I'm not a nazi, but they chose some nice images for their terrible clan.

Don't waste your time on Big Stan. Unless you love Rob Schneider, and I don't think anyone does.